Humor Writing

The New Yorker

HBO Max Presents: The True Movie-Theatre Experience, Now On Demand (2021) *drawn by

McSweeney’s

Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch? (2021)

The Belladonna

Introducing, Strike Captain Barbie! (2023)

Realities of Being a Hollywood Screenwriter that AI is Welcome to Replace (2023)

Too Many Women are Gathering Without Me, A Normal Nice Man (2022)

Weekly Humorist

The Life Cycle of Your New Brita Filter and You (2022) *drawn by

This Pride Month, Ben & Jerry’s is Introducing New Flavors to Help You Come Out to Your Aging Parents (2022)

You Can Be Anything You Want to Be! And Other Lies We Tell Girls About the Professional World (2022) *drawn by

Amendments to Your Wedding Guest List From Your Mom (2021) *drawn by

Alternative Uses for Your Masks Once the Pandemic is Over (2021) *co-written and drawn by

Shot Girl Summer: Sartorial Pairings for Your Upcoming Vaccine Appointment (2021) *co-written and drawn by

Pandemic Looks for Fashion Week (2021) *drawn by

The Republican Zone (2021) *drawn by

How the Mitch Stole Stimulus (2020) *drawn by

The Most Reliable Alternatives to Mail-in Voting (2020) *drawn by

Mike Pence’s Fly Guy Guide to Style (2020)

Greener Pastures Magazine

I Cannot Come to Work Today Because I Must Know What Happened to LoFi Girl (2023)

I Am Not the Target Audience for this Puberty Girl Movie and Do Not Recommend It (2022)

To the Swallows Leaving San Juan Capistrano- TAKE ME WITH YOU! (2020)

The Five Stages of Thanksgiving Quarantine Grief (2020)

Candy Corporations Replace Sugar with Beneficial Additives and Toxins (2020) *drawn by

Preschool Conflict Resolution for lil’ Donny and Joey B. (2020)

So, what if I’m on fire? Climate change is a hoax! (2020)

Dance Crazes Reimagined by the Tone Police (2020) *drawn by

FWD: Welcome to a Toxic Work Environment_v1_Final.PDF (2020)

Bake Your Own Banana Bread President (2020)

Slackjaw

Sea Levels Rising? Buy Your Dream Beach House, Baby! (2021)

Little Old Lady Comedy

Things I’ve Said While Playing Animal Crossing That Also Work in the Bedroom (2020)

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Some Realistic Valentine’s Day Cards (2021) *drawn by

Realistic Thanksgiving Cards (2020) *drawn by

Robot Butt

Couldn’t Snag a Lock of Abraham Lincoln’s Hair? Here Are Some Other Historical Items Up for Auction (2020)

The Scariest Movies to Watch this Halloween (2020) *drawn by